Note: Names have been tweaked for the protection of these people. We don't want them raising the percentage of suicides in one day.
1. This kid is my number one annoyance. His name might as well be "I hate my life so why should you enjoy yours?" Really I just want to throw up all over him. I have no patience* for him. This is what I see when he walks in:
2. His name is Douche. He needs to learn how to walk all over again. And Douche needs to buy three sizes bigger from the x-small. I just want to show you what he looked like the other day. He thought he was cool.
3. Is Mrs. Smiley. Today was the first time I saw you frown. It took that much? P.S. You suck at sports and you make baby's cry.